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The Statto Dictionary, Surviving Bus Journeys for Fun, JTA's Little Red Book Mk I, JTA's Little Red Book Mk II, JTA's Little Red Book Mk IV, JTA's Little Red Book Omnibus (or more accurately, JTA's Little Red Book Written on an Omnibus) and their contents are © ® ™ of the Statto and JTA publishing corporation 1999
Any plagiarism will be punished by internal component rearrangement and chemical irritant application (as well as whacking you over the head with a primitive humanoid operated soil particulate realignment device, strapping you into a monocycular perambulator, subjecting you to the horrors of crushed beans in milk with added caffeine and then perambulating you over a chalk-constructed vertical landscape addition).
It would be advisable if you want to copy the dictionary to consult the authors first or we are likely to be forced to increase your susceptibility to Murphy's Law. Anyone stupid enough to ignore the first warning above either really doesn't know JTA or is a masochist. However, if you comply with either of the previous criteria, expect horrible retribution within days or weeks of the committal of this most atrocious of crimes. Were Christianity to have any validity, you would go to the same place as all those evil charitable people procrastinating against God's will! However, since Hell is other people on the same bus as you, we advise that you don't copy the dictionary and be on the same bus as JTA, or we will validate the expression most graphically. If you're still reading at this point then you either need to get a life or stop considering multiplication of this publication for you are quite obviously completely insane. Any suggestions can be made to the aforementioned JTA or Statto, and any infringement of copyright will be punished with ESPECIALLY potent chemical weapons, perhaps involving permanent liquid colorant application or a punishment more horrible than one of those little blue spiky things - we finish where Jackanory left off...
This copyright is © ® ™ of the Statto and JTA publishing corporation 1999 and any duplication of the copyright will involve punishments not dissimilar to those mentioned in brief above. The copyright is as essential a part of a publication as its contents and should provide at least as much amusement as the publication's essential contents. It is recommended that if you are still reading at this point that you really should consider finding a better way to while away your temporal existence as reading the copyright for a copyright will get you nowhere will it? However, for those with a depraved enough existence to continue I will outline briefly the phenomenal revenge that shall be bestowed upon you. It is not at all unreasonable to suggest that having copied the dictionary, your grave lies in front of you like a big hole in the ground. This is due to the potential and high likelihood of your bodily orifices being filled with insalubrious substances (mercury, bleach, barbecue sauce, coffee etc.), and you may even be subjected to the psychological torture of having to coexist happily with those who plot against you (the torture consists of serial insulting and extortionate overuse of lengthy vocabulary). This copyright's copyright is of course copyrighted, and a registered trade mark of all publications which come from the great publishing corporations of Pickstock. London is so awful that the dictionary is rather less pessimistic than other competing cynical knowledge receptacles, and as mentioned under books is not prone to any kind of computational error. Please respect the copyright and its copyright and enjoy the cellulose quadrilaterals before you, supplied at inflated prices by the Statto and JTA publishing corporation.
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