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BORING, SERIOUS COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER

As far as we’re aware, http://www.ktab.co.uk contains no material to which we do not own the copyright. Some images or parts of images have been taken from other sites, but as far as we are aware we were quite entitled to do this. Any copyrighted material will be removed immediately and without complaint should the copyright owner contact us.

BORING, SERIOUS GENERAL DISCLAIMER

This is a silly website. We’re not responsible if you actually go and do things at its recommendation.

Satirical material on this website uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirised. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The people referred to did not do or say any of the things attributed to them. None of this is defamatory because none of it is true.

To the fullest extent permitted at law, Andrew Steele and John Trevor-Allen are providing this web site and its contents on an “as is” basis and make no (and expressly disclaim all) representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, with respect to this web site or the information, content, materials or products included in this site including, without limitation, warranties of fitness for a particular purpose. In addition, Andrew Steele and John Trevor-Allen do not represent or warrant that the information accessible via this web site is accurate, complete or current.

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* your own original work and that you have the right to make it available to Andrew Steele and John Trevor-Allen for all the purposes specified above;
* not defamatory; and
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