Da List

Here for all to behold is Da List of all that we remember putting on the site. It is categorised according to some categories we made up. Enjoy! The blue ones are links (obviously) and the black ones are things we wrote but couldn't be buggered to copy up at any point. At some point we might suddenly become motivated, but until then, just enjoy the oh-so-useful names, and remember all of them were bloody funny... Okay?

Da Old Fings

Here’s some stuff we made in the good old days for printing out on paper and doling out to whoever was dim enough not to object...

The Statto Dictionary
The first ever Statto-JTA Publication. Ever. Born on a bus back from Wales in 1998, and every bit as bizarre as such a location might make you suspect it is.

JTA’s Little Red Book
Small, red, started off life in JTA’s pocket. Soon, the best (or worst) quotes found their way onto the computer screen, and it kind of went over-the-top. Then we put it online.

Statto’s Little Blue Book of Walkerisms
Small, blue and started off life etc etc.

Hymns [very] modern, Revised & Charred
When an axe-murderer tried to use a white-hot poker to kill half of our infamous duo, a hymn book saved JTA, but gained a huge whacking-great charred hole. This gave the...err...inspiration to re-write a few classics in a slightly less classic vain.

A Tour Throughout the Whole Island of JTA’s World
No prizes for guessing who this is by, or what it’s about. It’s written JTA for JTA, and what he thinks of the World at large.

S@16, THE MAGAZINE FOR TODAY’S GIRLS!

S@17, THE MAGAZINE FOR TODAY’S BLOKES!

S@6, THE FUN FUN FUN MAGAZINE FOR THE UNDER SEVENS!

S@76, THE GROOVY MAGAZINE FOR THE YOUNG-AT-HEART!

JTA’s WKXP presentation
Sacrificing two weeks of his life for the sake of the Corporation, JTA entirely failed to get a useful work experience (WKXP) placement anywhere and decided instead to write a short novel about the trials and tribulations of his life.

The History of the Galaxy
The future, oddly enough, is predicted in this little artefact which flew through a wormhole from a few billion years’ time, the end of time itself.

Have I Got School For You
This comic current affairs quiz started its career as a mere crappy addition to AGS Busking Week, and, a whole episode later, finished its career as a mere crappy addition to AGS Busking Week.

The Secret Pages...
If you think we’re giving you a link to these, you must be kidding! However, we will confess that somewhere on the site, there is a link which is invisible, but most certainly able to be clicked upon. What is contained therein..? Find out, if you have the patience!

Da New Fings

Designed specifically for the Internet, with all the high-tech funniness we can’t really seem to muster, these are what we’ve created in the not-too-distant past...

Surviving Bus Journeys for Fun
Although the idea is perhaps, in fairness, the second oldest one (right after the Statto Dictionary), we only recently bothered to write more than one chapter or more than no jokes.

The Curse of the BIG NASTY Rabbit
An HTML point-and-click-on-the-link adventure. Nigh-on impossible to complete unless your brain works sideways...so anyone reading this is in with a chance.

The Walk of the Woman Down the Street
Another HTML point-and-click-on-the-link adventure, written to go before the BIG NASTY Rabbit to show how our brains work to those unfamiliar with how to win such things.

Eta Beta Pi
The final episode in our thrilling now-a-trilogy of pointy-clicky-type adventure games, sadly every bit as daft as the last two. And, though it’s not true, we ask you to remember that we made up this game and all things connected to it long before Deus Ex was released.

Driving Theory Test
Take the DSA doorstep challenge without having to bother going all the way to your doorstep, or indeed the driving theory test centre. How easy do we make your life?

Brick Systems Ltd.
If you thought a Swiss Army Knife was the ultimate in multi-accessory miniaturisation, then, think again. It is, quite obviously, the Brick!

KTAB News Corporation
The Statto-JTA Publishing Corporation has been accused by some of not moving with the times. Thus, we dug out an old name of a newspaper we used to write and re-jigged it to make it look modern. Enjoy!

Downloads
If you need to collect some pretties to liven up your dull computer, why not visit our downloads section and get yeself a wallpaper?

E-mail us
Want to send a wee bit of electronic mail to pester, inspire or otherwise communicate with us? God be praised that we installed a foolproof way to do just that from the comfort of the website!

Subscribe to our mailing list
If you need some occasional junk mail to make it feel like you’re more popular than you really are, then we have the perfect solution! Click above to sign up!

Links
For the Web to be a Web, it’s essential that we give you places to wander should you get bored of our site, unlikely as it is. Thus, we did!

Link to us
We’ve been kind enough to link to people other than ourselves...be similarly altruistic and, if you like our site, link to us...please..?

Logos
Boredom and the desire to out-do other websites drove us to create myriad logos for different holidays, celebrations and observances - find out all about them here!

Maxisoft ®™©
The latest products from cutting-edge software company Maxisoft ®™©, on display for the perusal of whoever wants a peek.

Da Sitcomz

We’ve written just one sitcom. And you can go do something amusing to yourself with an iron bar if you think we’re letting you read that paragon of half-hour excellence which the Beeb said no to! However, if you’re rich and looking for something hilarious for radio (or we could adapt it for TV...)

Sorry, Sir, Missed the Bus

Da Borin Legal Stuff

Copyright
The Statto-JTA Publishing Corporation are fiercely proud of their works (which is lucky, because no-one else is), and as such have a legally-watertight, no-messing copyright for your perusal.

Disclaimer
If it happened, or if it didn’t happen, or it should’ve happened, it’s not our fault!

Da Fings Wot Iz Cummin Soon

The Website is constantly occasionally updated, and we do sometimes create or modify publications to go online. Any suggestions, e-mail us! Now exams are over, it’s always possible that some new stuff might appear - or it might not, who knows?!