Entertainment Archive

Malfoy Brought to Book
It has been revealed that the recent theft of Harry Potter books was, in fact, committed by none other than Draco Malfoy.

Entertainment Briefs
Briefs archive, up to Passenger 19.

Euro Trash
The Eurovision Song Contest took place in Latvia, with unfulfilled promises of a UK victory, nudity and decent music.

Virtual Divinity
The Wachowski brothers have sued God for copyright infringement after Revelations about his novel ‘The Bible’.

Have I Abuse For You
In an exclusive, Passenger has found that a star of the BBC’s once-hit television series Have I Got News For You has been found in bed feeling a smartarse.

Wedding Mess
Celebrity ceremony snaps scandal!