Miscellaneous Archive

Miscellaneous Briefs
Briefs archive, up to Passenger 19.

CD Cabinet Reshuffle
Marvin X. Wilcox, a window cleaner from Westminster, has ensured his place in the history books by re-ordering his music collection this week.

Supersonic Bust
Both British Airways and Air France are withdrawing their Concorde aircraft from service on the grounds that they’re “Not made by Boeing, and humiliatingly fast compared to a 747.”

Flippin’ ’eck!
Appalling pancake-based endeavour in honour of St Shrove. Or something.

New Year Arrives
EXCLUSIVE: Our correspondents report that it is now 2003.

Man Drops Vase In Pun-On-Title Horror
Read of the torment of one man and his vase.