UK News Archive

Beating the Bishop
As the storm over the appointment of a gay Bishop of Reading reaches a new high, Passenger has been granted an exclusive interview with His Holiness The Lord God Almighty Himself.

UK Briefs
Briefs archive, up to Passenger 19.

Testing Times
The annual round of exams has once more waded into the schools of the nation, flanked by ranks of handy revision guides and the customary increase in tattoos of a mathematical nature.

Coughs & Sneezes Spread Diseases
NHS staff in Market Pickton are currently on full alert following the discovery of a woman infected with a mystery virus, dubbed the ‘supercold’, which is not killed off by antibiotics!

All Clogged Up With No Place To Go
Congestion charges are introduced in a small UK town.

Airport Insecurity
Airports and cities nationwide are placed on high alert as terrorism threats flood in.

Home Guard
Reporters report that our forces are less than enamoured about sitting about all day.

Doggy-Style
A token soppy story for all our soppy readers.

Cat Burglar
A sneaky moggy is wiling its way round Wales.

Loan Wars
Leaked reports indicate a government strategy tough on education, tough on the causes of education.

Strike a Light
Arsonists threaten to walk out of their jobs after pay disputes rock the industry.

Wintery Weather
Snow snow snow! It has snowed! It’s official! Wheeeeee!