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Sunday 23rd February 2003 Issue 11

MEEEEEP! PARP-PARP! (etc) Congestion charges cause constant commuter complaints
Tolls were introduced this week to road users in the small town of Market Pickton.



IDSConservative leadership under fire
Political protests by Portillo procreate pan-party problems.
Mwah!Snogging Survey
A scientist releases results of a sordid study into snogging.
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Second UN Resolution. Anyone with one please deliver ASAP to:
“W”, The White House, Washington, DC 20502
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