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Sunday 9th March 2003 Issue 12

The one they caught Caught In The
Middle East

American agents working in cahoots with the Pakistani authorities did a little dance this week after capturing a rather important terrorist.



Zzzap!  Hiss!  Buzz!Power struggle
The Government outline how the UK will get its power in the 21st Century.
Statto-JTA Shrove Tuesday Logo extractFlippin’ ’eck!
Once again the time for appalling pancake-based endeavour is upon us.
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