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Sunday 6th April 2003; Issue 14

A troop The Long March
The US of A has finally admitted that maybe three days was ‘a bit optimistic’ as an estimate of the length of the Iraq conflict.

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Aaaatchoo!Coughs & Sneezes Spread Diseases
NHS staff in Market Pickton are currently on full alert following the discovery of a woman infected with a mystery virus, dubbed the ‘supercold’, which is not killed off by antibiotics!
Chittychitty chittychitty chittychitty BANG BANGRoad of Discovery
Scientists working on a new eco-friendly form of transport have discovered a machine that they believe will revolutionise the Getting-From-“A”-To-“B” Industry.
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