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The world is currently cowering in terror as the new virus dubbed ‘SARS’ spreads across the continents as if it were borne on the wind by invisible things that can kill you.

Have I Abuse For You In an exclusive, Passenger has found that a star of the BBC’s once-hit television series Have I Got News For You has been found in bed feeling a smartarse.

Groping In The Dark Scientists in a salt mine in Yorkshire this week activated the latest particle detector set up to observe ‘dark matter’, so-called because no-one knows what it is.