Knifed in the Back
The IRA have pulled their most proficient spy out of London, after The Sun threatened to reveal his identity in a story headlined “Spy Poses With Girl With Big Breasts!”

Streetmap Named Ceasefire The US has drawn up a “Road map to Peace” for the Middle East, which it strenuously denies is just a street plan of Kentucky with a few of the names changed.

Virtual Divinity The Wachowski brothers have sued God for copyright infringement after Revelations about his novel ‘The Bible’.