What with debate over the Single Currency, the Single Foreign Minister and Single European Superstate (to be ruled by the Single All-Powerful President with the Single Ring), there’s lots for Eurosceptics to panic about. So, readers, Eurall in for a treat because for Eur delight, this week’s Passenger is a special garlic-smelling, Carlsberg-quaffing, pasta-and-pizza-eating European Eurocracy Special!
Euro Fighters Plans to tie up several rather dull loopholes with an new EU constitution have split the government this week, depending on the political leaning of the person they were talking to.
Euro Vision There has been a nationwide lack of panic this week as the government goes through the motions of rejecting the Euro by inventing its five tests such that the single currency fails them.
Euro Trash The Eurovision Song Contest took place in Latvia, with unfulfilled promises of a UK victory, nudity and decent music.
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