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Professor Francis T. Bargle, the President of the World Astrology Society, has dramatically revealed that the world will indeed end in 2003, not 2000, 2001 or 2002, as had been previously predicted. “We’ve made a few mistakes in our previous calculations, but this time, we took away the number we first thought of, and we’re sure it’ll end before spring is out,” he told reporters.
Bargle is a respected man, whose credentials as a valid Astrologer have been certified by as many as three independent sources, including his mother, his accountant and - via a telepathic link - his cat. “However, we must look on the positive side,” he explained, “For example, my birthday is the 8th of February, but my wife
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The Ouija board which was used to predict the End of the World As We Know It entering the charts
was born on the 14th of August. Owing to the end of all creation, I’ll get one present more that she does!”.
Offer!
Passenger, has therefore decided to make its November issue FREE to all those who can prove that they do exist. Philosophers will be manning the telephones - if there are any - from the 13th of December, and lines close at 1am last Thursday.
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