JTA

General Overview;

JTA, sometimes mistaken for John Trevor-Allen, lives somewhere in the 1930s, when everything was black and white. He tends to wander round in anything from a waistcoat to a full dancing-monkey-in-tails-suit, with the net result that some might describe him as "slightly eccentric". Most just keep their distance.

Hobbies;

JTA enjoys playing chess, providing no-one expects him to win, or puts money on the game, and his main interests are a combination of purchasing consumer goods, spending money on material possessions, and fretting about the state of his four overdrafts.

Occupation;

JTA is an arts student, reading for a BA in English Literature at Aberystwyth University and thus has more free time than he knows what to do with. He therefore cleans the Student Union building for money, and then dirties it the following evening by exchanging the money he earnt for cheap drinks.

Famous Quote;

JTA, having once made an entire Little Red Book of quotes, is rather stumped to pick a favourite, but thinks that, if he's only allowed one, it may as well be the eternally foolish

Notes;

JTA's favourite drinks include Guinness and Bailey's, and he says that, other than money, the nicest thing people could get him would be a regular supply of crispy bacon sandwiches. He also has a "Blog" in which he writes pointless piffle, which has recently been re-homed to his new webspace.