My final words to those of you thinking of doing so.

…And how those in it plan to generate it.

Who should you vote for? Allow me to tell you…

The political ones. How do the main players measure up?

A litany of awful, ovine-orientated political puns.

Musings on the passing of John Paul II.

What is the “Right to Life” anyway?

Chaos theory predicts an entomological solution to natural disasters.

A surreal cold-call.

The genesis of a new kind of not-so-free publishing.

The linguistics of game-naming.

Don’t vote: you know it makes no sense.

Oooh, a loose end. Don’t see those very often!

Trying to explain the Great Flood of creationists.

The not-especially-exciting antics of first week.

Adventures in the world of experimental etymology.

The mysteries of electromagnetic radiation and CCDs…

Research into Bricks turns up some (fascinating) facts.

Where the Hell did I put my penknife?

Could this be the most saccharine-coated advertising-driven gesture ever?

A short rant about wires.

“In a test case a court ruled that Trevor Adams, 46, from Melrose, was not ‘hunting’, but ’searching’ for a fox.”

The Christmas list, and a festive game!

If physicists made…

A useful expression…assuming you understand Chinese.

How difficult are they to buy?

An ambition…